| You're
seventeen and your life is a living hell. Between your
alcoholic mother and her abusive boyfriend you've got
nowhere to go until one day the glistening metal exterior of
the family lawn mower catches your eye and changes your
destiny forever. Become
an entrepreneur and change your fate in this humorous story
based 3d simulation by Seth A. Robinson, the twisted
mind behind Funeral Quest and Dink Smallwood.
Can
you make money mowing lawns while helping your mom kick her
alcohol (and possible drug) abuse? A twisted mix of
simulation, interactive story and arcade action.
Contains
violence and some mature themes that may not be suitable for children.
System
requirements: 600mhz or faster CPU, 3d capable video card
with 16+ MB video memory.
The
retail version includes:
- 30+
days of story (the demo only includes 3)
- 19
interesting and unique mowing scenarios including
snow and a golf course and tons of zany new characters.
- Mutated
killer moles!
- Run
unlimited user created add-ons and mods.
- FREE
unlimited technical support
- Join
a cult.
- Ultra
cute PUPPIES & DUCKS will charm you!
- Get
HIT ON by an OLDER woman.
- Dynamic
and shocking multiple story endings.
- Earn
the ultimate mower... Excalibur!
- FULL
60-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
- FREE
upgrades for life
- Fully
automated and secure online instant purchase
and download.
- Order
now and be playing the FULL RETAIL version in minutes!
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